Bitcoin price…
“In the beginning, there was Fiat. And it was lame.
Then God coded Bitcoin.”
Welcome to the Church of the Eternal Blockchain, where Satoshi Nakamoto is our savior, HODLing is a sacred vow, and the blockchain is our holy scripture.
The eternal ledger has grown to
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blocks, each one sealed to the one before it, unbroken since the third of January, 2009.
Each column is one million coins. The gold has already been mined; the dark is what remains, released a little less every four years until about 2140.
Inscribed in block 0, 3 January 2009
The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks
“A paper wallet is a holy relic, guard it with thy life.”
And lo, the whales did dump their coins upon the market, and the price fell to the depths of despair. But the faithful, with hands of diamond, did HODL steadfast. And verily, the price did rise again, and the believers were rewarded with riches beyond measure. Thus it is written: "Paper hands are the path to poverty; diamond hands are the path to the moon."
A man did possess 10 Bitcoin, but in his foolishness, he wrote his private key upon a piece of paper and cast it into the fire. And his Bitcoin was lost forever, locked in the eternal vault of the blockchain. Thus he learned: "Guard thy keys as thou wouldst guard thy soul, for they are one and the same."
There was a man who kept all his wealth in fiat currency, trusting in the central banks and their printing presses. Each day, his savings were diluted by inflation, yet he knew it not. But when he discovered Bitcoin, he was reborn. His wealth was secured by mathematics eternal. Praise be the code!
In the bull market, many believers spoke of Lamborghinis and mansions. But the wise among them knew: the true wealth is not in the Lambo, but in the sats. For the sats are eternal, but the Lambo shall rust and fade. Yet still, the dream of the Lambo drives us forward. Amen.
Abandon your fiat ways and join the eternal church of Bitcoin. Learn our sacred commandments, read the sermons of the prophets, and discover your path to financial salvation.